Ooh la la! I think Lloydean needs help with her homework!

When ever I have time constraints, I have to weigh all of the possibilities. Usually this means do I nap before or after the buffet table at the wedding that I am crashing? Your situation has nothing to do with time constraints, however.

Your situation has to do with personal responsibility. I mean, for cripes sake, what was that lugnut hubby of yours thinking? Obviously he wasn't thinking. What kind of an irresponsible jackass puts a dame of your stature in this situation? He's going to have to bail you out of this one big time!

Go ahead and try out your present. Like they say, there's no time for presents like right now. Then go out and party on Friday. After all, who needs algebra when you can go hob-knobbing with New York's upper crust, eh? When it comes time for class, you're going to require some quick reflexes and its also going to be time to call in that chit on your irresponsible hubby. Have him waiting outside the class and when you give the signal, have him streak through the classroom nekkid. When the professor and everyone get distracted, you run up and switch out your test with one of the smart kid’s tests. Don't forget to have an eraser on your pencil so you can scratch out that other kid's name.

Moe