Hey Moe,
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Shad
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Shad
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Re: Treats
Mon, June 7, 2004 - 1:19 AMShad,
I love a good Klondike Bar.
Why, I'd go so far as an eye poke followed by a cheek smack and a kapow to the top of the numbskull of the doughhead that had MY Klondike Bar.
But to get someone else's... why, that's an animal of a different tiger's stripes.
First, you gotta figure that any Joe with a Klondike Bar is probably a big guy. Can't eat those things all the time and watch our figures, you know.
So, one way to befuddle this ham-fisted ape is to say, "Here, look at this" while you wave your hand in front of the poor sap's face. Then, reach into his lunchbox with the other hand and the Klondike Bar is yours!
Heck, you might even come up with a Ruben sandwich while you're at it, and then you're eating like a king!
Moe -
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Re: Treats
Sat, July 31, 2004 - 5:29 AMI dont know if I m fucked up or what But I cant read for shit so... what would Mo do int this situation ? -
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Re: Treats
Sun, August 1, 2004 - 9:25 AMHi ________,
You know pal, I like a good shot of bourbon just as much as the next fella. Even better when it is from the next fella's bottle.
When I get a little bit tipsy and start wondering if the street signs I am reading are in St. Louis or Chicago, I find it's best to just have another shot of bourbon. That way, I don't care what the signs say or where they are.
These things have a way of sorting themselves out after the hangover, buddy.
Moe
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