JohnnyB,

Nothing says "I'm fed up" like a pie in the face believe me. But you've got other problems if you go that route. See, this here boss man ain't no dummy, that's why he's the boss man. I'm sure he's always planning and scheming ways to keep us working stiffs under his thumb. More than likely, He's EXPECTING a pie in the face at any moment.

So you need a plan, and I've got a good one. First get a big stack of pies into your cubicle. Then I want you to squat down on the floor so no one can see you. Get a couple of pies ready, then holler "Hey, jackass!" Wait just a couple of seconds, because now everyone in the room will look and try to see who said it. As soon as boss man comes running because all of the workers are standing around with their thumbs you know where, jump up and plow him with those pies. Then grab up a couple of more pies and really let 'em have it! Be sure to get that no-good bum who keeps taking your pencils, too. You can have pies on everyone in seconds if you keep your wits about you.

When you're out of pies, head for the door pal. You won't be taking anymore crap from that putz, believe me.

Moe