Look here Aimee,

Here's the deal. You ought to get over it and just clean up his stuff. After all, this is the nitwit that keeps you in diamonds, flowers, and fine European dresses, isn't he?

If he doesn't keep you in diamondsand flowers, it's because he's a no-good meathead bum. You need to give this numbskull a swift kick in the arse to start his engines. Here's how. Make him a nice meal like a roast or something. Make it with mashed potatoes. When he says "Pass the potatoes", you say "You want mashed potatoes?" When he says yes, pick up a big handful and chuck it right in his face and say "Here's how!".

That oughta do it.

Moe